Sunday, January 17, 2010

Press '1' for English.

[Sweat the big stuff, guys. Sweat the big stuff. This goes with my SAu post "Press 4 for hypocrisy."]

"Press 1 for English.
 Press 2 if you were annoyed by that request.
 Press 3 if you feel like They should have to press the button.
 Press 4 if you think that Someone should do Something about this.
 Press 5 if pressing 1 is unAmerican.
 Press 6 if that prompt threatens your way of life.
 Press 7 if you were angry enough to complain to someone else about it.
 Press 8 if you haven't wondered if bigotry, school shootings, illiteracy, pollution, and corruption weren't better things to complain about.
 Press 9 for hypocrisy."

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